A Dimetri Martin Moment *Updated!*

he's a comedian o_o, watch his shows and you'll know what I mean...

Anyways, I thought of most of this while washing the dishes:

Good Idea: wash the dishes when there is little dishes, so that when your parents tell you to go wash the dishes you can make your siblings wash the buttloaded, towering of plates and bowls, because you can say "I washed the dishes last time. Make _____ go do it, he/she's lazy..etc."

I was wondering, you know how there's the dreaded "Cock blocker"? Well, is there a such thing as a Cock blocker blocker? and if you block the cock blocker would that make you another cock blocker? third wheel? OR! would the cock blocker blocker be very efficient? throwing people away that try to interfere with your intimate moments, it would be like two body guards for the price of one :O He can throw himself out if it get anymore intimate rofl. What about a cock blocker blocker blocker?

Whats up with fleas? everyone hastes them, they're like the social out cast of modern society, they become a bitch and you can never find them because they're such an out cast you dont even know who the fuck they are in the first place o_o, they would make an excellent criminal. I just got flea bites the other day, and they are diabolical... their bites makes you wanna itch so badly...

Does basketball evolve from soccer(football)? I mean, was there a person kicking so much and sucking at it that he/she said "hey, I wanna stop using my feet and start using my hands to play with the ball and shoot at a net that way". And American football took the name from it, So where does tennis fit in? Speaking of tennis, no one is playing these days :( and why is restaurant city so addicting?

Just noticed Ryan is taking 3 hours to do his laundry, does he have that much dirty clothes? It the summer and you stay home 65% of the time, and as he said "I have to clean my house", so I said "you just moved in, how does it become dirty then?"

Did you know that the only REAL currency is gold/silver? I heard that somewhere and that our paper money is just like a rein check for the gov't so they can keep track of their gold in their banks, and we've been using these paper for so long we perceive them as real money, this is because gold and silver doesn't decay so whatever money is there, its there, unlike dollars where you can replicate it and all that illegal shit. Plus everywhere else use coins.

I shall update this blog tonight, since I might have something to add then.

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Thanks to Yahoo, I've found an amazing little section of their website that pays tribute to the crazy, unbelieveable, and heart warming viral video in the world, they call them the "Viral All-Stars" and I would like to share this site with you guess that didn't get to see it, saw it and want to see it again, or skimmed through it and never got the chance to actually see them all:

http://video.yahoo.com/network/100000089?v=5485051&l=100022574

I love the "flash mob" ones, they make me love human kind again and the "World's Fastest" complication was drooling.

Enjoy.